Mood:
party time!Topic: random
Next week, I'll be going to the spa, to get the manicure, pedicure, and 1 hour massage Rahim purchased for me. I'm also going to get my hair done, I think. A whole make-over, relaxation day. Add a little lip gloss, Extreme Style by VO5, and some new work clothes I recently purchased, and I'll be hot to trot. I'll know if I have 'Victory Hair,' if my students say I look gangsta. That's the compliment du jour. Back to school, baby! Victory hair is also what happens after a nice "roll in the hay," with my favorite squeeze. You know it's love when a man thinks you're sexy after seeing you in the morning, your hair mussed, your face with pillowcase impressions.
Steps for achieving Victory Hair:
1. Meet your appointed guy/girl/partner.
2. Enjoy a nice meal, and perhaps a trip to the local thrift store/flea market.
3. Make sure the a/c is on, or a fan.
4. Light candles.
5. Make whoopee!
6. Either ten or 60 minutes later, look in the mirror. Straighten hair as necessary.
7. Don't forget to cuddle!
If you've got the hair for the job, you might want to check out V05's Ultimate Flirting Championship. Like maybe you have commercial, toss-your-hair-over-your-shoulder hair. Or maybe you want to show off your new Victory Hair from the first haircut you've gotten in 20 years, like an Oprah episode.
Okay, I'm rambling now. Tired. But not from styling my hair.
